April Fools Day.

Just pinched this of someone’s Facebook, seemed appropriate to my last post, thanks go to Mr Windmill, the face book page owner.
Finally North Wales Police this morning arrested Nigel Roberts of Nigel Roberts News Agents in Llandudno for his seven year reign as chief Internet Troll on the ‘Thoughts Of Oscar’ blog.
They also brought in to be questioned re their involvement in the blog, David Jones ex MP for Clwyd West and Dylan Moore his business partner.
Nigel Roberts was seen crying like a baby and appeared to have soiled his trousers as they led him away in hand cuffs.
DS John Hanson of North Wales Police said “we have been investigating Mr Roberts and his associates for sometime now” “we have concluded that this person and others, after a long period of harassment and defamation against members of the community have committed so many awful Internet crimes that the evidential material crosses the threshold for prosecution”. “We at North Wales Police like to think we are leaders in this area, showing other UK Police forces the way when it comes to fighting Internet abuse”. “I see myself as a pioneer, like Christopher Columbus, steering my ship on a true course, fighting the battle for all those affected by Internet abuse no matter how trivial”.
DC Christopher Walsh of North Wales Cyber Crimes Unit stressed the point that, and in his words “after a really thorough investigation, not just relying on the evidence presented to us by Mr Roberts and his company of trolls, Victims, but evidence gleamed from examining his many computer hard drives, plus with the help of Twitter etc, the extent of Mr Roberts abuse is unbelievable. This Cyber Unit was set up for the specific purpose of targeting those who use the Internet with the sole intention to create upset and disharmony in the lives of others, we cannot possibly allow these kind of individuals to behave in this manner” after all we are paid public servants and are here to protect one and all, not just those we choose to”!!!!
A spokes Person for VOO (Victims of Oscar) when informed of Mr Roberts arrest broke down with relief and exclaimed the joy in hearing the news, “I just cannot believe it, we always thought NWPolice would continue to protect these people but finally they have acted in the manner for which they are employed” “Thankyou”

1 thought on “April Fools Day.”

  1. My son suffered internet abuse at the hands of a troll, it was not nice, the authorities need to be doing more to bring those responsible to task.
    Shame this piece was an April fools joke.

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