Incy Wincy spider climbed up the spout
Saw a big fat troll and gauged his eyes right out
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
they saw the same big fat troll and drowned him in it.
Mary had a little troll that was full of badness and sin
She took him too school one day and the other kids beat the shit out of him.
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie loved to troll and tell big lies
so when the boys came out to play they also kicked the shit out of him.
Little Jack Horner, the troll, Sat in the corner,
spewing his puke and crap So along came the other boys
and gave him a hell of a slap.