A Few Little Ditty’s For Thought…..

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

My MP likes his women like he likes everything else.
Paid for by the taxpayer.


The UK has moved up to number 14 in a chart for the least corrupt countries in the world.
I wonder who we bunged to get in that position.


Cops (noun) – People who are given permission to break the law in order to catch people who break the law.

Son: Dad, I am considering a career in organised crime!
Dad: Government, or private sector?

Adding up the amount of millionaires in both the House of Commons and the House of Lords, in total nearly 80% have a million or more.
See, crime DOES pay …

“Hello, chief inspector. I’m a journalist working on a documentary about police corruption. I was just wondering if you’d be prepared to answer a few questions if we guarantee your anonymity”.

“Not a chance, I’m a senior officer of the law and I value my integrity.”

“That’s a real shame chief inspector, I was going to make you a discretionary cash payment of two thousand pounds if you agreed.”

“Done”

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