An Interview With Internet Troll Dylan Moore…..

Interviewer: “Thankyou for seeing me Mr Moore”.

Dylan Moore: “Well er, its like this er, mmmmmm, hummm, er, you know, you know, oh fuck”.

Interviewer:  “Yes I know Mr Moore, may I call you Dylan”?

Dylan Moore: “Well er, its like this er, mmmmmm, hummm, er, you know, you know, oh fuck, yes er yes, you know”.

Interviewer: “Has it been a difficult decision for you, to have to admit that the MP for Clwyd West, David Jones,  your mentor, your boss, the man you looked up to, was indeed an author of the troll blog ‘Thoughts of Oscar’?

Dylan Moore: “Well er, its like this er, mmmmmm, hummm, er, you know, you know, oh fuck, iiiiiiii, er well, you know” me me me, er”

Interviewer: Take your time Dylan, try to relax, try to be more fluid and understandable, OK”?

Dylan Moore: “Well er, its like this er, mmmmmm, hummm, er, you know, you know, oh fuck, OOOOk, me yes ummmm you know David mmm it was his job, you know, he he he enjoyed shiting on hummm, you know, other you know you know people, er hum you know”?

Interviewer: “Did his behaviour not bother you”? “Did it not cause you concern, that a man in his position, let alone just an everyday ordinary man, should be behaving like this”?

Dylan Moore: “Well er, its like this er, mmmmmm, hummm, er, you know, you know, oh fuck, no no no, you see, you know, wanker wanker shit fuck oh me, you know, I love him, you know, he says, you know, I do, you know, fuck fuck shit, oh me”.

Interviewer: “Dylan, I do not wish to appear rude, you do seem to use a lot of profanity, do you have a medical condition of some sort that makes you talk the way you do or is this just you”?

Dylan Moore: “Well er, its like this er, mmmmmm, hummm, er, you know, you know, oh fuck, no its just er hum you know, the way I am, you know you know, shit fuck, I am a shit er, professional”.

Interviewer: “OK lets move on, Dylan what do you feel about the effects people like Jones have had on the lives of innocent people, because of their internet trolling”?

Dylan Moore: “Well er, its like this er, mmmmmm, hummm, er, you know, you know, oh fuck, like I said, you know er you know mmmm it was his job, fuck you know, who cares what, you know, effect he had on the, you know, lives of his chosen, you know, shall I say, fuck you know, victims mmmm yes, you know oh me oh my mmmmmm you know.

Interviewer: So you are saying you agree with this vile type of behaviour”?

Dylan Moore: “Well er, its like this er, mmmmmm, hummm, er, you know, you know, oh fuck, I never, you know mmmm er you know, said, you know, that, but you know, er fuck shit mmmmm, we cannot have shit er you know, people we don’t, you know, like, er mmmmm shit fuck, trying to get on, fuck no. oh me oh my me me me, you know”.

Interviewer: So you are saying its quite correct for people in positions like David Jones to abuse their positions to the benefit of themselves and their friends”?

 Dylan Moore: “Well er, its like this er, mmmmmm, hummm, er, you know, you know, oh fuck, of course, you know fuck shit mmmm wanker, David is a superior person, you know wanker wanker shit fuck you know me oh my, he is not like you know, you know, you know, those, wanker cunt fuck shit, people, you know, mmmmmmm oh me you know mmmmm”.

Part two of this remarkable interview tomorrow.