The interview

MP David Jones, liar, Freemason

MP David Jones, liar, Freemason


Interviewer: Thankyou for seeing me Mr Jones”.
David Jones, AKA, Oscar: Well OK you know, I was in two minds whether I should see you, but after my phone call to you the other day you seem to be a reasonable person, not like those others”!
Interviewer: Mm OK so where shall we begin”?
David Jones, AKA, Oscar: Well you know its all been very distressing for me, I really do think I deserve a medal, I have had to put up with being accused of writing the blog ‘Thoughts Of Oscar’ and you know, its simply untrue, I am a Christian”.
Interviewer: “So do you think you are being deliberately lied about? and why do you think that is”?
David Jones, AKA, Oscar: Well yes, their are certain people of terribly low character, not at all like me, who are determined to besmirch my good name and excellent character. It is my belief that there is a conspiracy against me, that has been contrived by Labour party activists and Guto Bebb”.
Interviewer: Mr Jones that’s a heck of an accusation, Guto Bebb and Labour party activists, that would not look at all good if you could prove it. You poor thing”.
David Jones, AKA, Oscar: Look, I say, this is all very difficult, I am a delightful chap who keeps his opinions to himself, but in my opinion Guto Bebb has always been jealous of me and my popularity, the ordinary people love me, especially my gay friends, and I Say, what, the man was a member of Plaid before jumping ship, I find that terribly suspicious, wouldn’t you”?
Interviewer: So it is your belief Mr Bebb is colluding with another in order to conspire against you?
David Jones, AKA, Oscar: Correct, look you see, oh this is so very upsetting, you know, I am such a kind sensitive soul. You must forgive me, oh Bryan pass me a tissue and some wine gums, lovely. To answer your question, have you heard of this dreadful character, Windmill”?
Interviewer: Yes”.
David Jones, AKA, Oscar: OH, well he purports to be a victim of the blog ‘Thoughts of Oscar’, he has got it into his head that I have been instrumental in the authorship of that blog, well its simply not true, all I ever did was provide information to Dylan Moore who would then write an appropriate article and get my very good friend Nigel Roberts to publish it on that blog”.
Interviewer: So on one hand you are saying you had nothing to do with that blog then on the other your saying you provided information to be published on the same, OK”.
David Jones, AKA, Oscar: What people like this Windmill character do not seem to appreciate is that I am an important person, I have a duty both as a politician and a member of the more intelligent side of society, to prevent people I do not like, from getting on, or I feel are not of good breeding. As a politician it is important to lie, its what most politicians are about and it helps keep the commoners in place, like I have said I am a very important person, I am always talking with the Whips you know. (mmmmm I love a good whip)”.
Interviewer: Can you give me an example of the type of person or business you are on about”?
David Jones, AKA, Oscar: Well yes,you Take Wilson for example, now this character is typical of the type I am referring to, he has a very successful business that he has built up from nothing, but he is from a council estate, so I did my uttermost to stop him from progressing, I used my political status to have his licence suspended, I informed VOSA that he was not operating correctly and I told the tax man he was up to no good, and you know it nearly worked and would have done, had it not been for the fact that he had actually done nothing wrong, the rotter, mmmmm”.
Interviewer: Did you ever speak face to face with Mr Windmill”?
David Jones, AKA, Oscar: Yes although I wish I had not, you see he recorded our conversation and caught me out, I had to lie you see, I had to, I am important, people like him are not, do you know he does not work? do you know he lives off his wife? do you know he has changed his name? do you know he is a paedophile and to top it all his youngest son is disabled, hmmm, disabled children are a drain on society”.
Interviewer: “Well Mr Jones there are some pretty controversial comments in that last statement, could I get some clarification”? “For example you say he is a paedophile, that is a very strong accusation, what makes you believe that”?
David Jones, AKA, Oscar: “Well you see, and I must say do not forget I am very well connected, I have friends everywhere, in North Wales Police and the Freemasons, most particularly”. “I spoke with my good friends, Chief Superintendent Simon Humphreys and Superintendent John Hanson and asked them for some background on Windmill, so they checked his PNC records and discovered he had been cautioned for starting a relationship with his wife just before her sixteenth birthday! now in my mind that makes him a paedophile”.
Interviewer: “You are aware that Mr Windmill was never charged and has never been charged for any such alleged offence”? “in addition Mr Windmill and his wife have been together twenty years and married for nearly eighteen years, and have three children”?
David Jones, AKA, Oscar: “Yes I know all that, but its not important, this man has tried to expose my lies and devilish behaviour I cannot have that, in a conversation earlier this year with Guto Bebb I promised to cause as much harm to Windmill’s family as possible, even to the extent of arranging the arrests of him and his wife, I am a man of my word, I have achieved just that”.
Interviewer: ” Just how did you manage that”?
David Jones, AKA, Oscar: “I hatched a clever plan between myself, John Hanson, Simon Humphreys, Nigel and Wendy Roberts, Dylan Moore and Ruby Williams”.

Interviewer: “You were saying Mr Jones, that you had hatched a clever plan with John Hanson, Simon Humphreys, Nigel and Wendy Roberts, Dylan Moore and Ruby Williams”, would you care to expand upon that”?

David Jones, AKA, Oscar: “But of course, you know you have to be prepared to do all sorts of underhanded things in my profession, after all I have to protect my own interests”, “I had previously explained this to Windmill when discussing that man Creamer”.

Interviewer: “This I take it is the same Mr Creamer that you contrived with North Wales Police and Justice Davies to refuse his appeal against his proceeds of crime, which from what I have read and seen, was completely unjust and disproportionate, in addition the likely hood is that, had you not interfered in Mr Creamers trial in 2010, Mr & Mrs Creamer would never have been found guilty or prosecuted”?

David Jones, AKA, Oscar: Absolutely correct, I must explain you see, North Wales Police wanted a prosecution against the Creamers, they had tried and failed over at least twenty years, and with all the false arrests against him, this Creamer feller had cost North Wales Police a fortune in legal claims against them, he had become an embarrassment to them and they had to get him one way or another to justify their unlawful treatment of him and his family over the years”.

Interviewer: “Well I would not like to rub you up the wrong way, you really are a devious little fellow”?

David Jones, AKA, Oscar: “Quite so, you know, I used the ‘Thoughts of Oscar blog to cast untrue aspersions against the Creamers, this was a wonderful way to taint the jury and it worked, I also spoke with my contacts on the privy council to help ensure North Wales Police secure the conviction they so desperately desired”.

Interviewer: “What of this plan for Mr Windmill”?

David Jones, AKA, Oscar: “Well, I say, really, I did myself proud with this one, father & mummy would have been so pleased with me”. “I got together with Nigel, Wendy Dylan and Ruby and conspired to do anything we could to get Windmill, then what ever that turned out to be I enlisted the help of Simon Humphreys and John Hanson as well as other officers belonging to North Wales Police”.

“The first incident we used against Windmill was wonderfully timed, Windmill was out walking with his son, we know he did this regular because we had had him followed, Nigel & Wendy were in their shop waiting for Windmill to appear, then they approached him and played out a rehearsed altercation, after Windmill left they phoned my friends in North Wales Police and accused Windmill of Violently harassing them, shortly after Windmill was arrested and detained, unfortunately we did not bank on the CCTV evidence showing the truth of the matter and as a consequence Windmill was completely exonerated”.

Interviewer: “What happened next”?

David Jones, AKA, Oscar: “By coincidence during the same period Windmill posted a blog piece on his blog stating all sorts of nasty, but true things about me, nasty and hurtful all the same, you know one does not like to see ones name muddied in print, even if, as it was the case, in this instance it was all true”. “As this happened during the electoral period, I accused him of an electoral offence, he was arrested and detained, five months later he was released without charge, because it was all true, he had actually done nothing wrong, but the clever chap I am I used the written law and my palls at police HQ in Colwyn Bay to inconvenience him and his miserable pointless little life”.

Interviewer: “What happened next? pray continue”.

David Jones, AKA, Oscar: “You know this fellow had managed to dodge my bullets thus far, so now desperate measures were called for, so again I got together with Nigel, Wendy, Dylan and Ruby, Windmill had published this comment on his blog”:

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“So after discussing this comment with Superintendent Hanson, it was decided that we should all make complaints to North Wales Police and say we found this comment threatening, which of course it was not, but when you have the connections I have, I can make almost anything sound like a threat”.

“We had Windmill and his wife arrested, detained and their home raided, only to be told seven weeks later by the damn CPS that the Windmills had done nothing wrong, so the police returned all their seized goods, I am told my friends still have their passports, North Wales Police are denying they seized them, which of course they did, but its up to Windmill to prove it”.

“I have to say had our plan worked I was hoping to have his children put in care, who knows what would have happened to them then, I mean you have read about the Bryn Estyn scandal  I take it”?

“It has been such a distressing time for me and my family, I honestly do not know how I have coped, poor me”.

Interviewer: “What’s next”? “What are you hoping to do now”?

David Jones, AKA, Oscar: “I am trying to find a way to get this horrible man locked up for Christmas, I am aware his family are everything to him, so depriving him of his family over the festive season would be wonderful, mmmmm, that’s what I desire, my friends both within North Wales Police and the Freemasons are working hard to that end”.

“Why Windmill is so desperate to reveal the truth about my wickedness I cannot understand, I am better than him, I am important, I am a politician, a solicitor, a Freemason, a man of high moral standing and above all a Christian, please could you tell him to leave me to my devious ways”?

Interviewer: “Well Mr Jones, before meeting you I had an open mind about you, but since my meeting with you I see you for what you are”.

David Jones, AKA, Oscar: “You do, how wonderful, so you will help me in my quest to squash this man and all others like him, oh I say how jolly good, thank you old chap, are you a Mason”?

Interviewer: “No, I am not a Mason, thank goodness, nor am I the type of person that calls himself a Christian, I have not to this day met an honest so called Christian, neither am I going to help you, you are a devious little coward that obviously enjoys doing others down, I cannot find one good thing to say about you”.

“I will fight for the rights of people like MR Windmill & MR & Mrs Creamer, you will not do me or any other honest person down, you are a horrible little thing that will eventually face the consequences of its actions”. Legally speaking of course.

David Jones, AKA, Oscar: “Oh I say you cannot talk to me like that, I am important, now please leave my office, I am telling on you now as well, expect a visit from my friends at North Wales Police, oh Bryan, I say, tissue now & wine gums, I am so dreadful upset, oh Bryan give me a cuddle, boo hoo”.

Bryan: “Davie come here, there there, Georgie Porgy look after his didums, here wine you gums round this Davie, its very sweet, there there.